A husband and wife are shopping when the man picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it into the shopping cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks his wife.
"They're on sale, $15.00 for 24 cans," he says.
"Put them back. We can't afford it" says the wife,
and they carry on shopping.
A few aisles later the woman picks up a $30.00 jar of face cream and sticks it into the shopping cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.
The man replies,
"So does a case of Budweiser, and it's half the price"